literally had 100 drinks last night.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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