I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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