I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
God, I missed his penis.
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