Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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