awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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