We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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