i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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