He kissed a someone with a penis
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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