You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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