? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We left the knife in your bed.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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