i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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