The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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