did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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