She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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