I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
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You. Win. At. Life.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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