They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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