Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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