Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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