He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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