He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
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