I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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