I just pynch a tree in the face
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
we're making bets on your personal life
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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