I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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