I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You dont lie about slip and slides
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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