my being single is dangerous.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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