I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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