why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
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he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
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Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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