what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you inspire me to be a worse person
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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