Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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