Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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