I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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