saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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