I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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