So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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