I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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