So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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