Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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