Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
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I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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