i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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