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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Sext me about skeletons
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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