love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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