That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
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Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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