I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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