Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
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