I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
we have pet lesbian snakes
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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