Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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