So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
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