Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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