She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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