The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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